It's Christmas eve and I've been on my feet all day I need to relax, something to take the stress away I thought "this sucks!" and then it came to me Going full shop vac on the ends of your feet On your phalanges, I'm down on my knees I wish I could unwrap those beauties underneath the tree But then again, I get them 365 My motivation, God's creation wearing Nike slides I gotta have em (Gotta have em) I'm looking across the room My mouth starts to water as I wish I were your vacuum They start to move and my mouth begins to pucker up As I see right before me, your toes I'm gonna suck One toe, two toes, all five down It doesn't matter what you're into, I'm going to town I'm gonna lube them up so much, that you're gonna drown Make them shiny brand new like they never touched the ground (Woah) Sucking toes, sucking toes, sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) (Mmm) I'm sucking on them toes (Christmas toes Christmas toes) Sucking toes, Sucking toes sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) I don't need mistletoe when I can suck on them toes On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me something sweet A bunch of beautiful toes at the ends of your feet Sucking on those toes and I never wanna stop I'll suck on them all day long like a big ol lollipop (Pop) No candy canes, don't want no Christmas cookies I'm only hungry for those little tootsies Big toes, little toes, toes that are hairy Any kind of toe will make my Christmas Merry This little piggy went to the market This little piggy went south They're heading for my lips Little piggies in my mouth Socks for Christmas? (Hey no way!) Keep your toes warm in my mouth (Okay!) Here the weather is cold, and the ground's covered in snow So put them in my mouth, a mouth full of toes I've got the holiday spirit, and the toe sucking cheer So have a toe sucking Christmas, and have a Happy New Year Sucking toes, sucking toes, sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) (Mmm) I'm sucking on them toes (Christmas toes Christmas toes) Sucking toes, Sucking toes sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) I don't need mistletoe when I can suck on them toes Sucking toes, sucking toes, sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) (Mmm) I'm sucking on them toes (Christmas toes Christmas toes) Sucking toes, Sucking toes sucking on a big ol toe Sucking toes on Christmas morning (Yah yah yah yah yah) I don't need mistletoe when I can suck on them toes