Welcome to the show, better know what it does It's wintertime again, squad is pulling up It's about that time better grab your glass Of ice cold milk, do I gotta ask? My brain is automatic preheat the oven I swear to God that I'm not bluffing Cut them even, cookie dough for my bros No raisins I already chose Cookie time two hundred percent Oven mitts, I can't forget Gotta remember it's super hot Safety first it helps alot! Making perfection I can't burn my hands This kitchens my castle stay out of my land Cutting them even for when they expand If they touch it's time to start it again So many choices, I can't decide Which flavor train that I wanna ride Sugar cookies are bomb, but so are black and white But nothing beats classic, were having chocolate chip tonight Chocolate chip tonight, out of sight, got it right (Woo) Load the oven nice, soft and light, the way I like Hear the bing, it's finally time To take them out they're looking fine Got plenty for my boys and for the chicks Can't forget Santa he gotta stay thick (Like yuh) So many choices I can't decide On which flavor train that I wanna ride Sugar cookies are bomb, but so are black and white Yeah (Woo) It's Christmas time, gotta send out the cards Gonna fill them out, this shouldn't be too hard I've got a crisp envelope and a stamp with a dove I'll send it away with all my love Put them inside the mailbox This Christmas time is gonna rock Gotta give one to my cousin joe Who just moved out to San Francisco I'll Send one to Mrs. Glass, Who taught my seventh grade science class I can't forget my great aunt Frann I'll even give one to the garbage man! I'll send out the cards spreading happiness Just gotta make sure I got the right address My Uncle Ben will surely find it nice Just don't confuse him with the guy that makes the rice One to mom, one to dad One to every friend I ever had Sending cards makes me feel good I'll give one to everyone in the neighborhood Everyone at work will get one too Happy holidays to my awesome crew But there's still someone I gotta do So here's a card from me to you! I'll send out the card spreading happiness Just gotta make sure I got the right address My Uncle Ben will surely find it nice Just don't confuse him with the guy that makes the rice