What would Jesus do? Do 'ya think he'd be star of the football team And he'd chastely kiss the cheek Of the pretty home coming queen? What would Jesus do? Do 'ya think every home game at half time he would Slowly raise his hands in the air And feed the multitudes? Mmmmm, Ahhhhh Maybe I'm being mean Don't know why I like to blaspheme But can anyone out there please tell me Where America ends and Jesus Begins? What would Jesus do? Do 'ya think he'd be star of a TV show And every week he'd show the people How to live a life good and true? What would Jesus do? Do 'ya really think he'd wrap himself In red, white and blue And come over the hill with a big gun And show those terrorists a thing... Mmmmm, Or Two? Maybe I'm being mean Don't know why I like to blaspheme But can anyone out there please tell me Where America ends and Jesus Begins?