I'm couch potatoe, I'm a couch potatoe Pack of smokes and a dozen beer Remote control, baby I'm in gear When that test pattern comes I go to bed Now I can sleep cause that tone's in my head You know it wasn't always this way Baby, you sentenced me, The day you went away To be a couch potatoe, couch potatoe Sit around like a fixed tom-cat Watchin' sponge bob and gettin' fat You used to be my only wish Now you've been replaced by a satellite dish Broadcasting, to all couch potatoes Plug your ears all you sun ripened tomatoes Don't need to feel the sun on my back I'm right at home in my burlap sack Huh, huh SOLO Broadcasting, to all couch potatoes Plug your ears all you sun ripened tomatoes Don't need to feel the sun on my back I'm right at home in my burlap sack I'm couch potatoe, I'm a couch potatoe Don't need to see no light of day Get my tan from a cathode ray Every now and then I get in my car Get more tapes for my VCR You know it wasn't always this way Baby, you sentenced me, The day you went away To be a couch potatoe, couch potatoe When the TV's off there ain't nothin' to do Except stare at the walls and think of you Won't you come over and stay with me? Turn me on baby I'll turn off my TV C-C-C-Couch potatoe, etc