It was christmas eve night The house was warm and bright Santa came down the chimney And got really fucking high Santa ate my brownie And his eyes are wide like coal Santa ate my brownie And he's lying on the floor It was 7 in the morning I checked if he was snoring I rolled over his head to see if he was dead He asked if it was snowing and if the winds were blowing The sleigh might be broken just santa and the token Santa ate my brownie And his eyes are wide like coal Santa ate my brownie And he's lying on the floor I opened up my presents and found a big ass bowl I asked Santa to light it he said lets go We smoked up the room and santa got high too He then got the munchies and made a snack for two. Santa ate my brownie And his eyes are wide like coal Santa ate my brownie And he's lying on the floor So Santa Clause invited all of his friends Rudolph Yeah, F*ck Yeah! Hero Boy F*ck Yeah! Buddy The Elf, F*ck Yeah! Ralphie The Kid, F*ck Yeah! Santa Santa Santa Ladies and Gentlemen Santa Here he is Santa The man of the hour Santa Santa Clause! Santa ate my brownie And his eyes are wide like coal Santa ate my brownie And he's lying on the floor Santa ate my brownie And I woke up on the floor Santa ate my bronie And he's not there anymore