If I wasn't scared I'd find a way to say How I feel About you But the world's going to end They say any day I should be brave I've got nothing to lose But that doesn't really sound much like me Last chance now to speak aloud And the words just won't come out The Apocalypse is looming over And I just can't blurt it out Over and over the world is exploding And we go to work every day Not long now to go Until the asteroid is here What have I to fear When the end is so near? I guess I'll just die Instead of speaking up to you That's what I do This is nothing new In fact, it's really, really on-brand for me What's the worst that could happen? Nobody would know One last day of embarrassment I think I could cope But what if the asteroid changed its course And everybody found out That you Said 'No'?