Driving down the road in my new financed car Dressed to impress But it's all on my credit card Meeting with the lads Gonna get drunk tonight Wearing my stone island top I'll start a fight I'll bash your head to impress my mates N I'll take off my top And run around all the place This is just a standard Friday night Just me and the lads holding our pints 1 Pint for me and 1 pint for you And bag of peanuts that'll do A game of snooker and a game of darts Just Me and my best friends looking smart Checking out the woman Wanna get laid It's all on my credit card until I get paid Now it's Saturday morning And I'm feeling rough Gonna meet the boys down the cafe Gonna have some grub F*ck it going home to have a shower Then meet you boys down the pub in about an hour Down the pub and feeling great Until I that nobhead roy shows his face He's so drunk and he's so loud Harassing all the woman getting his nob out 1 Pint for me and 1 pint for you And bag of peanuts that'll do A game off snooker and a game or darts Just Me and my best friends looking smart Checking out the woman Wanna get laid It's all on my credit card until I get paid Roy get out the pub you nobhead F*CK OFF