I think I'm thinking straight So pour me another drink Start off the decade right Throwing up in the kitchen sink I think I think too much So let me have one more hit No it's not a problem If I wanted to I promise I could quit Mmmm yeah I could throw it all away for one night Forget about the flames until the sunrise Cause new year's is for sending your fake friend's A fake text saying you should get together soon It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june And for every person that quits There's a hundred more who won't give a shit It's just the same as if any day was ending And new year's is for pretending Excitement is the only sound Everybody's counting down Wish I could get away right now 'Cause when we wake up in the morning Nobody can say it was boring But I still feel empty somehow Mmmm yeah I could throw it all away for one night Forget about the flames until the sunrise Cause new year's is for sending your fake friends A fake text saying you should get together soon It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june And for every person that quits There's a hundred more who won't give a shit It's just the same as if any day was ending And new year's is for pretending New year's is for pretending New years is for sending your fake friends A fake text saying you should get together soon It's for stalking your exes on instagram claiming They just can't get over you It's for cheesy posts and hollow toasts When really everybody knows It's just the same as if any day was ending Ohhh new years is for sending your fake friends A fake text saying you should get together soon It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june And for every person that quits There's a hundred more who won't give a shit It's just the same as if any day was ending And new years is for pretending