Christmas time, is finally here My life's been rough this past year So much on my mind, I just wanna clear And start feeling the Christmas spirit I need something to give my spirits a lift Maybe I could use a nice Christmas gift There's one gift that I want most A brand new toaster, to toast some toast It may seem silly, but I really want one Because it's gonna be tons of fun Christmas morning, I look under the tree To see what Santa brought for me It was just one gift, it sat all alone (All alone) It was a toaster to call my own A brand new toaster, so shiny and new It's a Christmas miracle, yeah my wish came true But I'm still not happy I'm still down a dark path I grab my toaster and I draw a bath Goodbye world, this pain won't stop I plug in my toaster and I give it a drop Goodbye world it's my time to go This is the end no more ho ho hope Santa brings kids laughter, joy, toys and inventions All he got me this year was my crippling depression My life has no purpose, my life has no direction To make matters worse my car failed inspection I won't spend my Christmas with my friends or family Just let me die, new year no me Walking down the lot, I see nothing but trees All waiting to be taken home which one's gonna be for me I need something big and sturdy, but not too much Something to fit inside my living room the perfect one I gotta check it and inspect it, twice like Santa's list The most important part of having a Christmas I need support from the branches, to hang all the lights And balls, tinsel, top it with a start that shines so bright Checking out the prime spot (Yuh yuh) Never ending tree lot (Yuh yuh) It's gotta be top notch (Yuh yuh) When I take it to the chop shop (Yuh) I need it to stand tall and firm You know how it goes None of that baby shit, gotta be legit I need me a tree that's fully grown Then it catches my eye, I feel happy for the first time in a while Ever since Trudy left me, it's been hard to push a smile This tree comes to me and tears fill my eyes This is the one for me I ask the man what's the size Seven feet tall, that's just what I need I pay the man at the door and I reach for my keys I bring it to my living room for all eyes to see I kick the chair from underneath me Hanging from my perfect tree Goodbye world it's my time to go This is the end no more ho ho hope Santa brings kids laughter, joy, toys and inventions All he got me this year was my crippling depression My life has no purpose, my life has no direction To make matters worse my car failed inspection I won't spend my Christmas with my friends or family Just let me die, new year no me