Mommy... I think Santa tooted... WELLLLLLLLL Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time My suit is red, my boots are black, I got a big, white beard Last night I ate a piece of fish that looked a little weird These kids think I'm a Rockstar, a huge line at the mall Ho Ho Ho, my bowels are growling, crop dusting them all - HEYYYYY Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time I'll stink up all your chimneys - And mustard bomb your tree It smells, like an autopsy, when kids sit on my knee! On Christmas eve, you're sleepin - I'll rip one on your head I'll even sneak in next to you, and DUTCH OVEN YOUR BED! - HEYYYY Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time I'll deck the halls with air biscuits, a healthy methane dose I'll cornhole clap & colon bowl on Rudolph's bright red nose So here comes Mr. Santa Claus, I'm landing on your roof I might dip in your bathroom if my toots turn into poop - HEYYYYY Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time Some farts are big, some farts are small Some farts do not smell at all It's Christmas time and here's your gift I'm bending over and letting one RIPPPP! Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time Ho Ho Ho... My bad...