I had never seen a boy so pretty before in my whole entire life It wasn't just the sight, his aura, his vibe, all aligned With me, and my taste in men, yeah I'd love to take him in But I couldn't help but wonder what my family'd think of him And what they'd think if I brought a boy home, instead of the girl they expected All my life they assumed only me and women connected But of course, my feelings towards him weren't self-elected I'd been feeling like this since I was a boy I don't believe in love at first sight, but is it coincidence The perfect man just walked in front of me, before I hit the River Styx I need to talk to him, so I said 'hey', he said 'hey' And I never saw him again, which was pretty fucking gay (haha) No big deal, plenty of fish in the sea And I get twice as many fish I won't steal your partner from you Unless they're a real fucking dish I wanna date Arca But I also wanna date Arnold Who am I attracted to? I'm trying to get that on a chokehold It doesn't matter I'll just go where my heart takes me But does it matter? I been stuck at this part lately I'm a little confused, but hey I can go with the flow If I follow my head I can never end up down low My first girl crush was Azula when I was 13 My first male crush was too long ago for me to be remembering I never cared much for girls, I crushed on way too many boys And I've covered it up for way to long, so f*ck it, here's my noise I'm feeling jade I'm feeling jade (Jade) I'm feeling jade I'm feeling jade (Jade)