She was a beauty queen with ADD She says that she forgets the day that I met her Was just another of her casualties Temporary 'til she found something better Oh brother There goes another My mother she just sits up and cries: "Hang on, Hang on Everything is all right You know who loves you Hang on, Hang on Everything is OK No, she wasn't worth it anyway" She was a dizzy dish of cool khaki But the gap inside her head was offensive There was another from a Seinfield scene Well her manly hands were far too aggressive No worry, What's all the hurry My mother she just sits up and cries: Chorus