Black cat appreciation day? What a way to waste your day Why is every other day yet another strange holiday All we've got is Christmas, and they trying to take that away Yet they create more holidays for all the weirdos and gays Black cat appreciation day? That sounds lame Did a Witch come up with that Have Halloween twice a year Or is it a symptom of the growing population of cat ladies Many old ladies single so their hubby gets a day The one man in their life comes with whiskers and a tail It's a sad tale that feminism leaves in its wake If you could only be young again and not make the same mistake again Young women today make, drinking feminism's Kool aid Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I care about are the human kind Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I appreciate, got my back Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I care about are the human kind Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I appreciate, got my back I'm not a cat person, I like dogs The only reason I don't have one is cause I have a job A bachelor who travels a lot should not have one Dogs need too much attention and mines all gone How am I going take you for a walk when I carry the weight of the world How am I going pick up after you when politicians shit on ma lawn With policies, pro homelessness, but raise the price of ma lawn And their's too, but the average man can no more afford Blackrock buys it up cause as crime goes up Sellers sell it cheap but still out of reach of young bucks So big money is making a killing unlike never before Forget black cat appreciation, we need a revolution Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I care about are the human kind Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I appreciate, got my back Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I care about are the human kind Meow meow, goes the big black cat The only kats I appreciate, got my back