Maybe it'd make everyone happier If I just kept my mouth shut And maybe it'd be smarter to voice my opinions in my head But I saw this funny guy He was standing waiting on line And I thought you oughta know But then again I think too much And if the answers at the bottom of this bottle Then man we better drink Just take one shit And leave the rest to me Take one shit and leave the rest to me Just take one shit And leave the rest to me Just take one shit and leave the rest to me You never hear me the first time So I've learned to raise my voice And you say you don't care about anything at all Well I wish you'd actually show me some emotion this time As if you had a choice And while I'm wishing This chair could be much more tall Now if the answers at the bottom of this bottle Then man we better drink So take one shit And leave the rest to me Just take one shit and leave the rest to me So take one shit Why don't you leave the rest to me Just take one shit and leave the rest to me