You could tell she was a mediocre lover From the way that she was Dancing at the wedding, uh I pull up in a Benz from '84 with Lady Saw Bodybuilder bitch opened my door Hundred dollar bill folded in a square Place it in her hand (now I'm good forever with her) Thick ass thighs naked knife fights in the Bath house in Turkey (uh) Dipped the razor blade in herpes Glad I escaped that shit man That was a close call Tried to cut my nutsack open I got a Japanese attorney from China with a vagina (a big one) Every single thing she eats her Meals right out the diner (like a old lady) Two poached eggs, whole wheat toast dry A Lipitor and lemonwater She got the high cholesterol man But she's good in court (Lipitor and lemonwater cocktails) She knows exactly what to do She's good friends with the judge Diego, bring the Jeep around please Uh, hopped off the Harley (like I'm Steven Seagal) Bike's still going (uh) She likes girls but that dyke's still blowing (still blowing) I'm in a penthouse doing yoga moves (Like I'm a lightskin motherfucker man) Wolfgang Puck, prep the duck while I f*ck (f*ck) Six Brazilian women in a white Suburban truck (truck) I ball so much I got the And-1 tattoo (Shit man I could've played for the Spurs) That's right, you're like Patty Mills Rolling through the hood, J steal eastwood The gun that I carry similar to Dirty Harry And I love my gun, we about to get married I'm wearing Polo Yami Bolo singing through the speaker I'm in a low-low Not a dodo crash the shit on Bleecker F*ck the whip, car jack the shit Morgan and Meeker I ran up in the morgue for the leak I need a beaker dirty chucks but I give a F*ck about a sneaker F*ck you and f*ck the bitch that I'm fucking Bitch you could keep her We on that wax, f*ck your pre-run F*ck your reefer I'm like West 23rd Ave in Gary, Indiana My gun appear out of nowhere I never carry the hammer Hologram is on the corner, Ragamuffin style It's me, dressed too fresh Can't do nothing wild So me bum it on the regular Good feet known for kicks like the World Cup (cup) Stay sharp, do a spin, leave the world cut (cut) my whole team is eskimo brothers Fucking these hoes like we Was testing out rubbers I can't help it, I'm an animal (animal) Follow my steps like I'm a manual (manual) Smell like a winner Peace to my fragrance tray I'm getting money in the city Where the vagrants stay Eating off gold dishes with my old mistress It's a new day, I never see no cold winters Unless I f*ck up my life Tank tops all year like I f*ck up my wife, uh But I don't hit no bitch Never seen a motherfucker with His kicks so crisp, uh AKA Laurenoveech Smack you right in your face like I'm the king of speech, uh How a nigga flow come back, don't ever f*ck With a nigga dough, uh Money and cake F*ck around, I punch you right in your face It's Laurenovich, uh back with that fly shit Told you motherfuckers that's my shit, uh That's right, nigga