My mama said she jumped up and down, yeah Wasn't from happiness, no She was looking for a mattress Haha! This one was way too soft Like her heart, quick to trust, heh She busted the mattress Haha! She refused to pay, yeah They made her stay, hah She claimed it was because she's female My mother stayed in mattress jail Woo! When the cops came, they called my cell To tell me I would have to bail her out From downtown, she started to play-ah! Teased the officers with pillow games She refused to pay, oh They made her stay, ow! She claimed it was because she's female My mother stayed in downtown jail Why, oh why, do mothers make us cry? Can't she see she's embarrassing me, embarrassing me? She refused to pay They made her stay She claimed it was because she's female She stayed in mattress jail My mother, my mother stayed in mattress jail, yeah! My mother stayed in mattress jail, woo hahahaha!