I don't like love It keeps making me cry It keeps making me cry However hard I try I don't I don't I don't I don't like it I don't like love It keeps telling me lies It keeps telling me lies It hangs around like flies I don't I don't I don't I don't like it And when I feel like falling in love I have a shower And when I feel like falling in love I stroke the cat And when I feel like falling in love I weed the garden So when I feel like falling in love I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't like love It keeps making me jump It keeps making me jump It puts me in a grump I don't I don't I don't I don't like it I don't like love It puts me in a mood It puts me in a mood I'd rather eat some food I don't I don't I don't I don't like it So when I feel like falling in love I read the paper And when I feel like falling in love I boil an egg And when I feel like falling in love I do some yoga So when I feel like falling in love I don't I don't I don't I don't like love I said I don't like love