I come from Clapham, you come from China Me with my Gestalt, you with your tao- wow-wow Oo and how! I come from Aldgate, you come from Delhi Me with my begals, you with your Aloo Gosht Delhi nosh! First world, best world, ahead of the rest Third world, second best, never mind. Be my guest There's no telling what we might do Hop on my shoulder boy, enjoy the view Yoo hoo hoo I come from Streatham, you come from Streatham Me with my Seiko, you with your Seiko too Five past two No IQ No Haiku I come from Clapham, you come from China Me with my Gestalt I come from Streatham. I come from Streatham too Me with my Seiko. Me with my Seiko too