Open eyes, light the joint, take a piss Make two farm fresh scrambled Eggs with the grit's Classic club soda, splash with the twist Lime placed on my wrist: custom Swiss time Hit the slopes, custom case for the smoke Lifted up Flour for the cake getting sifted up Make it fluffy poof Bring your fucking buttcheeks here boof Man, I fucking stand on my own Pockets getting thick like Luthor Hundred dollars all it takes to get A kid to shoot ya Dip to the Red Roof Inn, have a sandwich At 7: 30, on the Greyhound back to Kansas My life is written You sittin' while you pissin' I'm only sittin' if I'm shittin' And I'm shittin' often, I'm a boss Smokin' while I'm coughin' 50 piece A mummy that was laid inside the coffin Extract the blood from the mosquito In the amber Deion Sanders on my feet inside the Regal My shorty tan, last name Esposito And gettin' money every day my destiny though You could mistake me for a truck driver On the strip, paying 30 for a muff diver She had the red pussy hairs like a brush fire Peace to Jamaican big girl, 'nuff iyah Girl, why you running from me? Bitch I adore you Come back sit in the chair baby you're royal No one above you, need you in my life What I would do without you? I need you Standby please don't go