On the back roads of my hometown I was baptized once or twice By some grifters in a storefront church In exchange for eternal life They said, "You're going to heaven" Yeah I's told I's going to heaven Oh, Lord, I'm going to heaven now I prayed what they said to pray I can't wait to go to heaven Gonna have a gay old time in heaven F*ck me, I'm going to heaven I made a steal of a deal that day