Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes That is all I need to make the call Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes Women are so simple after all In the time it takes to walk around the block I can have you scheduled for electroshock So give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes Maybe you're unhappy or depressed With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen I can diagnose before you get undressed Guess you really have to have a special touch Course it helps if you don't really care that much Ladies can you hear me You come in here, looking like some hippie chick Some Bolshevik, it doesn't even faze me 'Cause there's a couple boxes Self-appointed foxes put the chickens in You're feminine, you're crazy Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen I'll evaluate a lady at a glance With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen You're committed for the crime of lacking pants Women who complain about the time they're seen Sing a different tune when they're on Thorazine So give me fifteen Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen