Life is not a spark in space An episode of Will & Grace Controversial yet mundane Debra's messing with your brain Even scientologists Know there's more to all of this Search the ruins for trap doors Wonder what you're put here for Simple as a hint of gas Climbing nostrils as you pass Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it Climb the rungs to kingdom come Sour patch to acid tongue Are you opposed to having fun you clench the world between your bun You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) Your life is always the post of something else Where's the present? The way that you present yourself And it's disgusting how little that you try The existential equivalent of pink eye Drink alone and watch TV Your'e expecting harmonies To tap yout tune with silver spoons The anthem of impending doom Guiding Satan's steady hand Forcing Beatles to disband It's eco-freaks and drama queens The young at heart know what I mean You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better Better than that You're a fraud Thank god you learnt to keep your shirt on You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world You burn so brightly You burn so brightly in the dark You burn so brightly You burn so You burn so You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better Better than that You're a fraud Thank god you learnt to keep your shirt on You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) You could do better You could do better You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!) We could do better We could do better We could be the greatest band in the world (woah!)