He says one day we could miss The bowls he leaves behind With Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms And Corn Pops inside So many, many, many spoons And many, many, many moons Dishwashing isn't free to do Takes all my time and money too There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink And there's no milk to drink I like milk with other things Raisin Bran and Mini Wheats But every time I wash my bowl It appears to have a hole So many, many, many spoons And many, many, many moons Dishwashing isn't free to do Takes all my time and money too There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink And there's no milk... My son has been home It's obvious, I think There's cereal in the sink And there's no milk to drink We should seriously chastise him And throw him out of the house For that nuisance of a boy must learn To put his food in his mouth! There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink There's cereal in the sink And there's no milk... My son has been home It's obvious, I think There's cereal in the sink And there's no milk... There's no milk... There's no milk to drink Ugh. Isn't he disgusting?