Ho, Ho, Ho It's that special time again Full of laughs + all your friends That drove That drove from out of state Take a load off, enjoy your break Let's go out back + celebrate Another year's about to fade Wait a minute... Did I see Santa Or I am just stoned? Been smoking up a chimney All Christmas long I saw Dasher + Dancer Sniffin' Snow-Ho-Ho When I saw Santa While smoking right here Everyone's gathered around the tree Trippin' balls on Christmas Eve As we float As we sail into the night Uncle Jimmy's on the couch again Sippin' nog with fruitcake, in hand He said,"you ain't seen nuthin' yet!" "I swear that's him" Did I see Santa Or am I just stoned? Been smoking up a chimney All Christmas long I left my milk + cookies inside So try a brownie instead Well, I got Santa High as heck Santa, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to get you THIS high Why don't I take over for the night And you head inside I know this isn't your first time But you're in no condition to fly Santa, I'm sorry Maybe just some egg nog next time... Well, I got Santa More than stoned He's watching Rudolph With no sound on I did something so naughty Trying to be nice But I got Santa Stoned till the new year...