I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees I'm in an elevator, it's going down, down, down I spent forever with my feet on the ground But not now (not now), 'cause I don't wanna do the wrong thing Guess I gotta go and get famous for doing nothing Da da-da-da da da, crack a smile, crack a smile Da da-da-da da da, stay a while, stay a while Da da-da-da da da, am I holding for applause? Is it gone? Is this on? I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees I'm in the simulator, I'm doing A-okay But every day is just rewind and replay, not today I'll head out to Monterey, throw my phone into the waves Can you see it in my eyes? Am I finally awake? Da da-da-da da da, crack a smile, crack a smile Da da-da-da da da, stay a while, stay a while Da da-da-da da da, I think the best is yet to come So drink up, and good luck I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees Sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is Trying to convince myself I'm alive Sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is Trying to convince myself I'm climbing in the trees