Look on yonder and gather the kids Here come the four horses of the Apocalypse Sporty, Posh and Ginger and the other one Raining hell-fire 'til it blacks out the sun When a man with an Oompa-Loompa tan has the reins You pretty much know the whole world's insane Seas will rise and crowds will cheer End of days is finally here 'Lock her up' and 'Send her home' Are available as ringtones for your mobile phone You may think it's proof that standards have slipped Or evidence we're diving into the abyss It's hard to see a very full grown man lie If Pinocchio had said it, he'd take out your eye Seas will rise and crowds will cheer End of days is finally here Who said that Kingdom Come Could be such fun?