I caught a glimpse On my TV A couple from Kentucky Who looked like me But they both were betting on Impending Armageddon Collecting ammo, water and fuel As they planned to hunker In a backyard family bunker It seemed to me the right thing to do I've been waiting all my life For doomsday to arrive For it to be my time I'll do more than survive I'll take it in my stride I know I'm gonna shine I could see them laughing As they saw me When I was down at Bunnings stocking up On everything From water sanitation To oxygen filtration And a self-composting latrine Tonnes of tinned tomatoes I picked up down at Costco I'm ready now for anything I've been waiting all my life For doomsday to arrive For it to be my time I'll do more than survive I'll take it in my stride I know I'm gonna shine I don't know how long I'll be Waiting out calamity I don't know how long it takes When the world around you breaks Don't know when the sun goes down Now I'm living underground Don't whether you and I Will ever get to see the sky One fine day Everything is gonna be okay Maybe you and me Will finally get to be Everything we ever thought we would But for now We'll lock the door and we won't hear a sound And when the worst is done We'll keep moving on To something better, something good I've been waiting all my life For doomsday to arrive For it to be my time I'll do more than survive I'll take it in my stride I know I'm gonna shine I've been waiting all my life For doomsday to arrive For it to be my time I'll do more than survive I'll take it in my stride I know I'm gonna shine