I was a sexy little viper ruin In the corner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train started Going "choo-choo" I was a rat on a burnin' ship And when we sunk, our fire got put out It was just like the great plague Just like the birth of underwear Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you suck any less I was a wheel in a war machine Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant Somebody's gotta do it I know my place I was a baby killing Cadillac Now I'm a drug induced heart attack Somebody's gotta do it I know my place Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you suck any less Have you ever wanted to be Have you ever wanted to see Someone better, in the mirror? Have you ever wanted to go Have you ever wanted to know Somewhere greener, somewhere cleaner? I bet you got something beautiful in mind They're gonna beat me 'til I'm black and blue Give me a kokopelli face tattoo And I'll tell you a secret "Kreuz" is German for "Williams" In the blood cult of the wayward youth I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues Let me tell you some weird shit There's gonna be a big old Civil War inside my house tonight Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'Cause hating you won't make you suck any less And hating you won't make me suck any less Hating you won't make you suck any less