Do you know the The names of your friends, Ian Who are What are Who are we Xing Pang Pong Hi-uh have you heard of-uh Xing Pang Pong He come from the East but not Hong Kong Everytime I see him my-uh pp get long He gon' steal your girl when you do him Wrong Think you look strong, but you high on a bong Now you face a man stronger than Mao Zedong He gon send you back to the trees of 'Nam Better watch out when the gong go Cook you Cha Shao with a skewer Slap you on grill, just to woo her Spitting fire, Reddit user No comparison be truer Hey, (hey) make way for-uh Xing Pang Pong 'Cause he's an Evildoer (done a lot of crazy shit) Chosen ruler (but he don't like the politics) Not a groomer, hardly knew her Then a day in late September He turned to me with his black eyes strong And-uh all he-uh say is-uh Doing your mom He's a mellow, kind-hearted fellow Keeping my family close by And when they're with him They don't need to see daylight (He's full of sunshine) He's the man of your dreams He keeps it all together when you're torn at the seams Of your clothes Which he took from my family Not because he needs them but Because he is the man with the shotgun He's a man of all power I cry in the shower This is not a cry for help But some help would be nice Or maybe just the F B Comin' from the East It's Xing Pang Pong That ain't a helicopter It's his massive dong You better start running if you did him wrong Because he could outrun cops without needing drugs like Armstrong He's so strong He make King Kong his tagalong The Viet-Cong Can never take him on 'Cause he's a one-man army and the songs They sing about him We'd never dream to doubt him Even Beijing can see that he's the king A fling above the rest on wings You know if he was in a certain square There wouldn't be a massa-