Bummerland Here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland Give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here This month I got seven haircuts And now my hair is all gone It's sad but I've been alone for too long So I keep getting haircuts It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland Here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland Give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland Here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland Sorry dear But you're only going up from here My friends Always pay for my drinks I can't afford no nice things But I hope My bank account gets so low Even zero So next year When I buy that first beer I'll be a goddamn hero It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland Here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland Sorry dear But you're only going up from here It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland Here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland Give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland Here I am And there ain't no funner land Bummerland It's kinda weird But you're only going up from here