Get a middle aged tattoo Be a one-man Motley Crue Wash my breakfast down with beer Take a hole-punch to my ear Wear a pair of skinny jeans Full to bursting at the seams Cos there's no one else around Telling me to tone it down But that's not how I roll I tend to be reserved And opt for self control Instead of the absurd I'm not stuck in a hole If that's what you've heard I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything But I probably won't Get a middle aged earring A necklace and assorted bling Get myself a set of drums And bang those tom toms all day long Finally get myself a bike And head out on a weekend hike Get up at the crack of dawn Mow my name into the lawn But that just isn't me That's not who I am I tend to wait and see I like to stick to plans Amid catastrophe I still do what I can I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything But I probably won't Amid all this disaster Some change is what I'm after And in all this confusion Hope I know what I'm doing I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything I can do anything But I probably won't